So this is the status of a hot 20 year old jock that I know.
Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
I hope people have seen this. I dont even know its origin or anything or hell what to really tag it as but I saw it on facebook via a cosplayer page. Its definitely worth the watch
What the ungodly fuck
why was this so funny to me omg
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
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My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
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i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
this is the most important scene in cinematic history
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
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